Pirates News and Info
If you choose a career as a pirate you can do what you want when you want, and what’s more, no one is going to tell you not to do it !
You can dress up in a really striking and fearsome pirate costume, and go looking for vessels to plunder.
Only problem is if you get caught you might get hanged.
A couple of one liners for the pirates amongst you.
What do strong pirates eat fro dinner?
Mussels.
What do you call a happy, good looking and well-mannered pirate?
A total failure
An article in the Pirate Times
Harold Hooks a Huge Haddock
Harold the Moaner caught an enormous haddock fish, while he was dangling his hook out of the porthole of his cabin.
“I was trying a different from of fishing” he said.
Medical corner for pirates
The bad news is we removed your good leg in error.
The good news is your false leg is healing faster.
Letters corner
Last month i read your article about about how i lost my arm in a scuffle with a crocodile.
I am afraid it is such an old story that Long John Silver still had both his legs when it first was published.
Actually i lost it in a fight with a fairy called Tinkerbell.
Yours sincerely
Captain John Hook