Posts Tagged ‘Long John Silver’

Odds and Sods for pirates

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

Pirates News and Info
If you choose a career as a pirate you can do what you want when you want, and what’s more, no one is going to tell you not to do it !
You can dress up in a really striking and fearsome pirate costume, and go looking for vessels to plunder.
Only problem is if you get caught you might get hanged.

A couple of one liners for the pirates amongst you.
What do strong pirates eat fro dinner?
Mussels.

What do you call a happy, good looking and well-mannered pirate?
A total failure

An article in the Pirate Times

Harold Hooks a Huge Haddock
Harold the Moaner caught an enormous haddock fish, while he was dangling his hook out of the porthole of his cabin.
“I was trying a different from of fishing” he said.

Medical corner for pirates
The bad news is we removed your good leg in error.
The good news is your false leg is healing faster.

Letters corner
Last month i read your article about about how i lost my arm in a scuffle with a crocodile.
I am afraid it is such an old story that Long John Silver still had both his legs when it first was published.
Actually i lost it in a fight with a fairy called Tinkerbell.

Yours sincerely
Captain John Hook

Famous female pirates on the high seas

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Current depictions of history tell us men were the only pirates.Not so. The real story is that lady pirates also sailed the seas seeking treasure. So if you fancy recreating this forgotten past you could choose to wear a women’s pirate costume this halloween.

It is easy enough to recall past figures such as Long John Silver and Blackbeard. But we struggle to find a well know woman pirate. Although they practiced the same trade as men, it was trickier because they were not allowed to sail on pirate ships because the might arouse the passion of the male crew members, to put it politely.Life was also very tough on board and not like the gentle life usually associated with domesticated women of the time.

In fact studying the records you will discover 2 female pirate of standing.They were Ann Bonny and Mary Read.Ann was from Cork bonr in 1697 to a lawyer father. Her story took her from an american plantation where her father first took her. She later fell in love with a pirate called Jack Rackman while married to another man. But the appeal of adventure was too strong for her and she left with Jack to start her life as a pirate. She dressed as a man and learned to steal like a man. As time went by she met another woman called Mary Read. Marys mother had also dressed her as a boy so she could persuade the family to give them money. In this guise she acted as a boy servant to a wealthy family before truning to the high seas.She was captued by Jack Rackman however, and this is how she came to meet up with Ann Bonny.

Pirate costumes are exclusively based around the golden age of pirates. Much of the events of this time occurred in the Caribbean, the eastern coastlines of the American continents wher our 2 spiruted ladies live their lives. The pirates were usually British, Dutch and French. Victims were mostly Spanish galleons on thier way home form the new world with treasure. But any ship was game and the target was to relieve the crew of their ship rather than the cargo.

Think of these adventurous women when next you look at the fabulous pirate costumes and what romance and legend you are tapping into should you choose to dress up in the full regalia. For xample there is a waistcoat dress with its short skirt to which you could add long boots and a sword.

pirates costumes: Organising your event

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Ahoy, there!’

If you are planning to organise a fancy-dress party then ‘pirates’ would be a really good theme. Just imagine the hilarity of a room full of your friends and family members all dressed up as Long John Silver, Black Bart, Captain Jack Sparrow and the like. The whole scene would be so much fun right from the beginning that you can guarantee that it will go down a storm.

There is probably a part of everyone, if they are honest, that loves pirates. There is such wonderful imagery surrounding the whole thing; the adventure, the romance and, of course, the epic battles with swords and muskets.

Clothing certainly won’t be a problem. Pirates wore quite a variety of garments and with a little imagination and minimal outlay you can soon look like a true blue-blooded buccaneer! Think of simple articles like eye patches, bandanas and wide leather belts. A stripey black and white top wouldn’t be out of place; maybe it could be worn with some old black jeans.

If it’s an ‘adult pirates party’ then (yo, ho, ho and) a bottle of rum would be a fitting drink for your guests. Perhaps you could make some cocktails as well. You could easily come up with some appropriate names for them such as ‘a shot across the bows’ or ‘shiver me timbers’. You can see how much fun this could all be!